It's not even time for the new Star Wars movie, it's not even time for Christmas, but it's time to share with you the new trailer for next year's big movie of the book, Ready Player One. It comes out on March 30th, and anybody with an ounce of nerd in them will be crying out to see it. So here you go. Enjoy, and never say I don't bring you nice things.
“Dear Santa, can I be naughty with just a dash of nice?” ~ Cookie
Superheroes are big business nowadays. Cinema and comic books have been falling over themselves to entertain us for decades with tales of mutants, the super powered, and good versus evil tales, and it's made a lot of money.
So, why shouldn't the kids of South Park get a bit of that action? It would be rude not to, right? So that's exactly what they did.
2014 saw the kids of South Park going out on their first adventure, The Stick of Truth. A fantasy inspired, turn based RPG that gave us all the fun of the genre, with all the inappropriateness and toilet humour familiar with the South Park brand. And that's where Fractured But Whole picks up, right in the middle of one of those battles.
Okay, so technically it picks up with you character “The New Kid” sat on the toilet, charging you with the task of completing a poop related minigame, but that sets you up for the tone of the game straight from the start.
It all turns to superheroes, and the quest to find a missing cat called Scrambles in order to claim a $100 reward and kickstart Cartman's “Coon and Friends” superhero franchise, before Timmy's Freedom Pals do, because heroes are profitable and Cartman (rather sensibly) wants to be rich.
Without giving away any spoilers, the story is a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, complete with all manner of Easter eggs and references to the long running series that never feels like an “in joke” for those who watch the show and remain amusing regardless of that. But expect twists, turns, topical and pop culture references, and a story that will leave you wondering how they got away with it frequently. And it looks the part in every way possible.
It's a generously sized game that feels like a 20 hour episode, or a whole series that you can play with and enjoy your way. all the inappropriateness and toilet humour familiar with the South Park brand. And that's where Fractured But Whole picks up, right in the middle of one of those battles.
As for gameplay, there's a lot to like. A lot more than you'd expect. There are mini games galore, mostly toilet humour, a lot of farting, and even incredibly controversial scenes involving priests and kids in strip bars. Definitely not suitable for a young audience, but much like the show, the game does open with a “Should not be played by anyone” message.
Combat in the game has had a huge overhaul from the original, there are AOE considerations, tactical placement, and different classes to play with, that all mimic traditional RPGs, but with humour, satire, and as I mentioned earlier, farting. A lot of farting. In fact, farting makes up a whole lot of the game, with various anal announcements that can affect the tide of battle, be used to solve puzzles, even turn night into day.
Enemies in the game range from various figures from the show, to ninjas, crab people, other kids, even the woodland critters, and Santa make an appearance. I really shouldn't say much more than that, because spoilers are bad mmkay. Yes, he's in it too.
Combat in the game feels fresh with easily customisable teams, and powers. You can alter your appearance, and also equip items to improve your powers and strength throughout the game.
This is definitely a game that can't really be reviewed in depth without giving away spoilers, but it does poke a lot of fun at the world we live in today, with very near the knuckle jokes, that will upset the easily offended. So, it's probably best not to play it while the local vicar is in the room.
If you like South Park you'll love this, if you enjoy JRPGs, it'll come as a nice surprise. Definitely worth playing. Especially if you can still get a copy with the free download of Stick Of Truth.
Villan Verdict 9/10
Last year's superb Digimon Cybersleuth is getting a sequel, and the trailer has just dropped from those lovely folk at Bandai Namco. It's called Digimon Cybersleuth Hacker's Memory and sees you in the familiar setting of a near future Shibuya and Cyberspace Eden. And it's coming out just in time for the Digimon 20th anniversary celebrations.
The story focuses on clearing your name with the help of your digital monster friends, after being accused of a crime you didn't commit when your Eden account was hacked. Much like the original you'll start with Gotsumon, Betamon, or Tentotomon, and end up capturing more Dimgimon throughout the game, in the usual turn based, team of three style that appeared in the last game.
All of the original Digimon from the original Cybersleuth will be featured, and there will be an extra 73 of them, allowing you to completely misuse the "gota catch 'em all" concept.
The game comes out for PS4 and Vita in Japan on December 18th, and worldwide on January 19th, and is available for preorder on Amazon right now.
Check out the gameplay video below for more.
We all know that December 15th is a special day for Star Wars fans, a very special day indeed. Not just because we finally get to meet the porgs, but because Star Wars Episode VIII is released, and we all get to find out what happens next.
The poster and first trailer were released yesterday, setting the internet alight with an absolute love for the porgs, excitement over where Rey's adventure will take her next, and just general excitement because it's Star Wars. So without further ado, we bring you the poster and the trailer to enjoy in anticipation of that magical day, December 15th.