So, who wants to see something better than a basket full of pugs and candy? Who wants to come and see something more magical than kittens jousting on unicorns? Who wants to get in my van and come with me to see something great? It's OK, I know your parents, it's fine. I'm not one of THOSE strangers...

OK, I don't have a van, which is a good thing because I can barely control my wheelchair without crashing into something, but it's all good because we don't need creepy strangers or magical fuzzy pets for this particular slice of awesome. For here on this very page we have the first gameplay video from Final Fantasy XV just for you.

Pretty isn't it? And I didn't even have to do any inappropriate touching. Well, none that I'll admit to anyway...